1 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,036 OH, MAN. 2 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:08,911 COME ON, FU. DON'T DO THIS TO ME. 3 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:10,809 [DIALING AND RINGING] 4 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,710 Fu: IF I OWE YOU DOUGH, YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER. 5 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:15,583 OTHERWISE, IT'S FU. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 6 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,603 AY YA YA YU! 7 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,621 FU, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOGGING PATROL. 8 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,090 AGAIN. 9 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:24,440 THERE'S A SEWER RIOT GOING DOWN, 10 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,891 SO I COULD REALLY USE A SEWER TROLL REPELLANT. 11 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:30,703 WHICH YOU HAVE. SO DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING. 12 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:39,871 [VOICES GRUMBLING] 13 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:41,454 KEEP LOOK OUT. 14 00:00:41,453 --> 00:00:43,033 ATTACK EVERYTHING THAT MOVES. 15 00:00:43,032 --> 00:00:44,612 COME ON, FU. I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 16 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,812 LOOK. THE DRAGON'S BACK. 17 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,053 BACK? I THINK YOU BOYS 18 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,178 NEED TO GET SOME BETTER LIGHTING. 19 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,982 'CAUSE I JUST GOT HERE. 20 00:00:49,984 --> 00:00:52,024 GET HIM! 21 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,922 WHEN DRAGON ATTACK TROLLS, DRAGON FORGET SOMETHING. 22 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:01,625 DOES THIS LOOK LIKE IT'S MINE? 23 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:11,574 WHATEVER YOU'RE UP TO, FU, IT BETTER BE IMPORTANT. 24 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:15,342 ALL RIGHT. LISTEN UP. I NEED SOMETHING. 25 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,812 I NEED...AN 8! 26 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:18,812 GO FISH! 27 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:20,813 GO FISH! GO FISH! 28 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:22,575 AH, FOR CRIMINY'S SAKE. 29 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,253 HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOT TO TELL MYSELF, 30 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,851 NEVER PLAY WITH A CARDSHARP. 31 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,624 NEVER! 32 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,122 HEY, I AM A SHARK WOMAN. 33 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:32,834 MY SHARKNESS DOES NOT DEFINE ME. 34 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:35,957 BESIDES, I'M JUST A BEGINNER. 35 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,803 ¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶ 36 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:46,243 ¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶ 37 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,240 ¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶ 38 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:53,353 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 39 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,077 ¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶ 40 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:56,682 ¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶ 41 00:01:56,684 --> 00:02:00,424 ¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶ 42 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,221 ¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶ 43 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:05,663 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 44 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,059 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 45 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:14,925 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 46 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:17,069 ¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶ 47 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:18,641 ¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶ 48 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,339 ¶ HIS DESTINY WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶ 49 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,271 ¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶ 50 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:25,776 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 51 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:31,650 ¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶ 52 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:39,832 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 53 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:42,357 YO, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. 54 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:43,333 I FLEW THROUGH 2 MILES 55 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,330 OF STANK INFESTED SEWER TUNNELS. 56 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,832 [RETCHES] SORRY, GO ON. 57 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,934 GOT COVERED IN WHAT I CAN ONLY HOPE IS MUD. 58 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:52,066 [RETCHING] OK, I'M GOOD NOW. KEEP YAPPING. 59 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,712 HAD TO CLIMB OUT THROUGH A TOILET 60 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,137 IN GRAND CENTRAL STATION. 61 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:58,442 THAT'S GONNA MAKE IT. OH... 62 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:03,775 AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU BLEW ME OFF FOR A CARD GAME? 63 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,454 HEY! 64 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,993 AH, MUCH BETTER. 65 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:10,018 NOW, ABOUT THIS NECKLACE THE TROLLS GAVE YOU. 66 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:11,124 IT LOOKS FAMILIAR. 67 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:13,185 I WILL DO SOME RESEARCH ON IT. 68 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:14,634 [COUGHING] 69 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,058 SOMEPLACE WITH BETTER VENTILATION. 70 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:20,433 IT'S WEIRD HOW SMELL AFFECTS TASTE. 71 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:25,404 LIKE, I CAN'T SMELL, SO THESE GRAPES TASTE LIKE-- 72 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:26,406 EW! 73 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,937 THEY'RE PLASTIC. I SEE THAT NOW. 74 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,083 KID, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND, 75 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,677 IT'S NOT JUST A CARD GAME. 76 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,278 MAGIC IS THE BUSINESS OF RELATIONSHIPS. 77 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,850 NEXT TIME WE NEED INFO PRONTO, 78 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,348 I'LL BE LOOKING TO MY CARD BUDDIES FOR THE TIP-O. 79 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:39,421 FRIENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE EACH OTHER'S BACKS. 80 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,850 LATELY, I'M GETTING THE FEELING 81 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,724 THE ONLY BACK YOU HAVE COVERED IS YOUR OWN. 82 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,294 JAKE, BUDDY, COME ON. 83 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,832 WHEN HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN? 84 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:51,229 OK, NOW. BUT BEFORE THAT, NAME ONE TIME. 85 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:54,402 LET'S SEE, THERE WAS THE TIME WITH THE GIANT. 86 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:59,267 DON'T WORRY, KID. I'LL FREE YOU. 87 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,913 HMM? HELLO, LADY. 88 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:05,443 Jake: AND THE TIME AT THE SKATE PARK. 89 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:08,046 DON'T WORRY, KID. I GOT YOU. 90 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,376 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 91 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:11,424 HELLO? WHY, YES. 92 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,918 I AM INTERESTED IN SAVING 93 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,450 25 PERCENT ON MY CAR INSURANCE. 94 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,385 DOES IT MATTER THAT I DON'T HAVE A CAR? 95 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,390 [CRASH] 96 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,391 AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME WHEN-- 97 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,784 OK. I SAID ONE. 98 00:04:21,778 --> 00:04:23,158 HOW MANY TIMES CAN I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING ME? 99 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,063 I'M A DOG, JAKE. I ACT LIKE A DOG. 100 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:28,325 THEN HOW ABOUT ACTING LIKE MAN'S BEST FRIEND FOR ONCE. 101 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:30,135 WELL, THEN HOW ABOUT ACTING LIKE-- 102 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:32,297 [BOTH ARGUING] 103 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:35,266 [MAKING NOISE WITH ARM PIT] 104 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:36,436 WHAT? I CAN'T WHISTLE. 105 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,313 OK, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO TOLD YOU GUYS 106 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,282 THAT BEING BEST FRIENDS WAS EASY, 107 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:41,311 BUT THEY WERE LYING. 108 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:42,845 I MEAN, TAKE ME AND SPUD. 109 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,450 WE'VE HAD OUR SHARE OF FIGHTS, 110 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,251 BUT WE SQUASH THEM EVERY TIME. 111 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:48,453 YEAH. YOU SING IT, SISTER GIRL. 112 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,855 WAIT. WHAT FIGHTS? 113 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,258 YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN I BURIED 114 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:54,329 THAT GAG NASTY PINK PALM TREE SWEATER 115 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,928 YOU BOUGHT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 116 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,229 YOU BURIED THAT SWEATER? 117 00:04:57,231 --> 00:04:58,801 YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT. 118 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,369 OH, RIGHT, WELL, 119 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,767 YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA TELL YOU. 120 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:05,169 THEN I REALIZED IT WOULD PROBABLY LEAD TO SOME KIND OF FIGHT, 121 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,572 SO I JUST LET IT GO. 122 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,113 YOU WANT TO FORGIVE ME NOW? 123 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,408 I DIDN'T BUY THAT SWEATER. 124 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,280 NANA AND I JOINED THE NATTERING KNITTERS 125 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:13,408 AND I MADE IT. NO, NOT IT, THEM, 126 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,414 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT A ONE OF A KIND SWEATER, 127 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:18,416 IT'S A TWO OF A KIND FRIENDSHIP SWEATER. 128 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,049 YOU MADE TWO OF THOSE NASTY THINGS? 129 00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:21,854 WELL, HOW COME I AIN'T NEVER SEEN YOU WEAR YOURS? 130 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,185 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO WEAR YOURS 131 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:26,861 SO WE COULD GO TWINSIES. 132 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,464 WELL, IT AIN'T LOOKING GOOD, 133 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:29,902 AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LONG WAIT. 134 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:33,097 I'M TALKING ABOUT RUMPLESTILTSKIN LONG. 135 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,750 RUMPLESTILTSKIN? 136 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,401 LOOK, KID, I'M SORRY I WASN'T THERE FOR YOU. 137 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:37,543 BUT I'M HERE NOW. 138 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,098 YEAH, WELL... 139 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,106 COME ON. I'M MR. RESPONSIBILITY. 140 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:44,308 LOOK AT THIS. MY ANIMAL GUARDIAN SCHOOL YEARBOOK. 141 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:47,111 I WAS VOTED MOST RESPONSIBLE. 142 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,554 "MOST REPREHENSIBLE?" 143 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:49,309 HOO! 144 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:50,446 REMEMBERED THAT WRONG. 145 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:51,621 ANYWHO, I'M TELLING YOU, JAKE, 146 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:52,578 YOU CAN COUNT ON ME. 147 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,186 ARE YOU DOG COMMA FU? 148 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,839 YES, INDEEDY. 149 00:05:56,845 --> 00:05:58,495 YOU'VE BEEN SUMMONED TO APPEAR AT THE DMC. 150 00:05:58,501 --> 00:06:00,161 DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL CREATURES. 151 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,190 ASAP. 152 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,300 WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY LICENSE EXPIRED? 153 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:10,242 I DIDN'T GET ONE NOTICE FROM THE DMC. 154 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:12,237 DIDN'T YOU GET LIKE 12? 155 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,439 YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT ONE. 156 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,941 DOG COMMA FU. 157 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,443 YOU ARE HEREBY SUSPENDED FROM ALL MAGICAL GUARDIAN DUTIES 158 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:21,506 EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. 159 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:23,584 YOUR RENEWAL TEST IS SCHEDULED FOR FRIDAY. 160 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,374 BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? 161 00:06:25,368 --> 00:06:27,148 I GOTTA GO 4 DAYS WITHOUT A MAGICAL GUARDIAN? 162 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,624 [BUZZER] 163 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:34,357 THE DMC HAS ASSIGNED LONG COMMA JAKE 164 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,291 A TEMPORARY ANIMAL GUARDIAN 165 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:39,426 FOR THE DURATION OF THE PROBATIONARY PERIOD. 166 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,503 SIGN HERE. 167 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,969 NEXT! 168 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,601 BANANAS B? 169 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,508 BANANAS B IS WHAT ME IS NAMING. 170 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,413 ANIMAL GUARDIAN'S WHAT I'M GAMING. 171 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:56,445 I'M TELLING YOU, DOG, YOU QUIT YOUR YELPING. 172 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,520 I'M A MONKEY WAS SENT TO HELP YOU. 173 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,149 MEET YOUR FOREMATE, MATE. 174 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:01,374 YO, CHECK IT. 175 00:07:01,371 --> 00:07:02,591 YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF THE FIRST HIP-HOP HELPER 176 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,489 ANIMAL MONKEY GUARDIAN, YO. 177 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:10,300 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 178 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,931 [LAUGHING] 179 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,970 DON'T WORRY. I'LL STUDY FOR THE TEST ON FRIDAY, 180 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,969 AND THIS GRUNT PICKER WILL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR FOR GOOD. 181 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,142 YO, YO. NO DISRESPECT. 182 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,410 BUT ONCE YOU'VE GONE MONKEY, 183 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:23,338 EVERYTHING ELSE BE SEEMING FUNKY. 184 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,163 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 185 00:07:25,161 --> 00:07:26,981 YO. YOUSE WANT TO THROW DOWN AND SETTLE THIS NOW? 186 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:30,550 OH, YEAH, MONKEY BOY? BRING IT ON. 187 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:33,081 [HIP-HOP MUSIC STARTS] 188 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:38,386 BREAK DANCING? OH, IT'S PATHETIC. 189 00:07:38,392 --> 00:07:42,062 LOOKS LIKE YOU'S A WHIMP. A 'IGHT? 190 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:45,327 GO 'HEAD, DO IT. 191 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,972 OH! YEAH! 192 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,268 OW! 193 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,139 MY SCIATICA. 194 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,208 STEP OFF. 195 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,266 MESS WITH ME, I'LL VOTE YOU UNDER THE TABLE. 196 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,475 YEAH. THANKS A LOT, FU. 197 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:59,408 JAKE! THE NECKLACE THE SEWER TROLLS GAVE YOU. 198 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:01,483 I KNEW I'D SEEN IT BEFORE. 199 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,152 HAND IT OVER, OLD TIMER. 200 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,050 MEES TAKE A LOOK. 201 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:06,871 AI-YA! WHAT IS THE MEANING-- 202 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:09,690 FU DOG, DID YOU ALLOW YOUR LICENSE TO EXPIRE? 203 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,420 AGAIN? 204 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:15,627 UH-UH. DON'T PLAY ME THE CHUMP, CHIMP. 205 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:19,659 DOES ANYTHING IN THIS PICTURE BOTHER YOU? 206 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,076 YOU WANT ME TO PICK JUST ONE? 207 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,495 WHOA. THE QUEEN OF CRUEL IS WEARING THE JEWEL. 208 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:27,265 YEAH. HOW ABOUT YOU LET THE REST OF US IN 209 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,344 ON YOUR LITTLE "AHA!" MOMENT? 210 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:30,483 YOU GUYS REMEMBER CHANG. 211 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:31,407 WAS GOOD, TURNED EVIL. 212 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,011 PLOTTED WITH THE DARK DRAGON 213 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,263 TO RISE UP AGAINST HUMANS 214 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,514 SO MAGICAL CREATURES COULD RULE THE EARTH. 215 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,786 OH, THAT OLD STORY. 216 00:08:37,795 --> 00:08:40,065 YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE THE WOMAN BETRAYS HER FRIENDSHIP 217 00:08:40,074 --> 00:08:42,354 AND UNRAVELS YOUR PINK BAHAMAS SUNSET SWEATER WITH HER LIES? 218 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,386 YEAH. I KNOW IT. 219 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,591 I KNOW IT WELL. 220 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:48,532 WELL, IF CHANG'S NECKLACE IS IN NEW YORK, 221 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,079 SHE IS IN NEW YORK. 222 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,630 AND IF SHE'S HERE, NONE OF US ARE SAFE. 223 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:54,232 BUT ISN'T SHE DOING HARD TIME IN THE MAGICAL SLAMMER? 224 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,804 YO, YO. WE BEST BE TAKING A LITTLE LOOK SEE 225 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:58,503 AT THE LOCK UP DEN. 226 00:08:58,505 --> 00:08:59,965 WE AS IN YOU? 227 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:01,442 THANKS, BUT I THINK FU AND I CAN HANDLE IT. 228 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:05,381 ACTUALLY, KID, IF THE DMC CATCHES ME WORKING WITHOUT A LICENSE, 229 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,049 I'M BANNED FOR LIFE. 230 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,707 SORRY. BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS ONE WITHOUT ME. 231 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,262 UH, GRAMPS. THIS IS ELLIS ISLAND. 232 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,688 IN ONE DIMENSION, YES. 233 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:22,293 [SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 234 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,433 Jake: WHOA! 235 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:29,725 THERE SHE IS. 236 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,736 JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU. 237 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,507 HASN'T EATEN OR SPOKEN IN 10 DAYS. 238 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:37,207 CHANG. THAT IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW. 239 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,440 HMM. YO, YO. CHECK IT. 240 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,345 CHANG SPEAK NO EVIL. CHANG EAT NO EVIL. 241 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:44,318 CHANG BE NO EVIL? 242 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,351 OPEN YOUR EYES, MAYBE YOU CAN SEE 243 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,693 ALL WE'VE GOT HERE IS DOPPELGANGER CHI. 244 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,560 THAT WAS HER CHI DOPPELGANGER. 245 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:53,888 CHANG HAS ESCAPED! 246 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,233 I MUST GO REPORT THE NEWS TO THE DRAGON COUNCIL. 247 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,799 SURELY CHANG IS ASSEMBLING AN ARMY 248 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,428 TO RESUME HER QUEST FOR POWER 249 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,503 OVER CREATURES BOTH MAGICAL AND HUMAN. 250 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:04,101 SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO, KID? 251 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,544 A LITTLE RESEARCH? SOME SURVEILLANCE? 252 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:07,639 THAT SOUNDS LIKE ANIMAL GUARDIAN TALK, YO. 253 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:12,611 WHICH IS A BIG NO NO FOR AN UNLICENSED BLOKE LIKE YOUSE IS. 254 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,933 HEY, BACK OFF, FU. 255 00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:16,451 WE NEVER WOULD'VE FIGURED OUT CHANG ESCAPED 256 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,580 IF IT WEREN'T FOR BANANAS. 257 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,215 YEAH, RIGHT. 258 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,420 SERIOUSLY? 259 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,791 AND CHECK IT. ON THE WAY BACK, 260 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,389 HE OFFERED TO DO MY HOMEWORK 261 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,461 AND CLEAN MY ROOM. 262 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,529 AH, BANGERS. MEES A HELPER MONKEY. 263 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:28,527 IT'S WHAT MEES DO. 264 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,398 SO DON'T SWEAT YOUR LICENSE THING. 265 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:31,657 SURE BANANAS HAS HIS QUIRKS, 266 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,525 BUT MAYBE HAVING HIM AROUND 267 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:36,843 ISN'T GONNA BE SO BAD AFTER ALL. 268 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,680 YO, YOUSE BE WANTING EXTRA CREDIT IN ALGEBRA? 269 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,810 ALGEBRO. 270 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,384 ALGEBRO. 271 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:51,824 [LAUGHING] ALGEBRO. FUNNY. 272 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:55,548 YOU KNOW, JAKE ALSO BE A LITTLE HUNGRY. 273 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,837 YO, YO. I'M ALL OVER IT. 274 00:10:59,842 --> 00:11:02,532 THEN I'LL... I'LL WHIP YOU UP A LITTLE KIBBLE NACHOS. 275 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:16,936 IT'S NOT ASSEMBLED. 276 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,283 HEY, NOT ASSEMBLED. 277 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,345 NO! 278 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,645 THERE YOU GO. 279 00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:32,193 MMM. THANKS, B. 280 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,530 NO WAY. LEVEL 76? 281 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,699 I'VE ONLY BEEN THERE ONCE. 282 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,427 GOT DISSECTED BY A ZOMBIE DOCTOR. 283 00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:40,332 OH, NO. YOU SHOULD RECHECK THE MEMORY CARD. 284 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,603 YO, SO MOVE IT UP TO LEVEL 76. 285 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,472 SO YOUSE CAN PLAY 77. 286 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,401 WHOA! THAT'S LIKE THE COOLEST THING 287 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,306 ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME. 288 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,638 I WOULD'VE DONE THAT FOR YOU. 289 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,284 YOU DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 290 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,509 BANGERS. LEVEL 77. 291 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,514 NO WAY! 292 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,454 NO! FU, DON'T! 293 00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:00,393 I CAN TAKE YOU HIGHER. 294 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,787 I CAN--WHAT'S THAT SOUND? 295 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,718 IS IT GOOD? DID I WIN SOMETHING? 296 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,114 OH, WOW. 297 00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:06,488 I'M BEING TORN APART BY ZOMBIE BURROS. 298 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,533 YEESH, THESE THINGS ARE VIOLENT. 299 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,428 YO, YO. MEES CAN WALK YOU TO SCHOOL, CAN'T ME? 300 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,401 YEAH, COOL. YOUSE TOTALLY CAN. 301 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,571 UH, JAKE? 302 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,439 I HATE TO ASK, 303 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,697 BUT MY LICENSE RENEWAL EXAM 304 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:23,876 IS AN ANIMAL GUARDIAN GUARDEE FIELD TEST. 305 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,252 SO I KIND OF NEED YOU TO BE THERE. 306 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,447 RIGHT. I CAN COUNT ON YOU, RIGHT, JAKE? 307 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,979 HUH? OH, YEAH. SURE. 308 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,524 GREAT. DMC. 4 O'CLOCK. I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 309 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,605 I'M TELLING YOU, TRIX. 310 00:12:37,606 --> 00:12:39,556 BANANAS HAS GONE FROM BOGUS TO BONUS. 311 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,329 HE DID MY HOMEWORK. GOT ME UP TO LEVEL 77, 312 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,329 AND SEARCHED THE WEB FOR THE 10 BEST 313 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:47,431 BRIDESMAIDS CATCHING THE BOUQUET WIPEOUT VIDEOS. 314 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,704 HE'S AWESOME! 315 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,971 I DON'T MEAN TO CRASH YOUR HARD DRIVE. 316 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,500 BUT WHAT ABOUT FU? 317 00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,565 OH, FU. YEAH. 318 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,843 WELL, WITH FU I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE 319 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,282 I'M PULLING ALL THE WEIGHT IN OUR FRIENDSHIP. 320 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,558 AND OUR PARTNERSHIP. 321 00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:00,852 BUT WITH BANANAS, IT'S DIFFERENT. 322 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,447 IT'S LIKE I CAN ACTUALLY COUNT ON HIM 323 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,820 TO BE THERE FOR ME AND HELP ME OUT NO MATTER-- 324 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,648 WHAT'S THIS? 325 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,492 JAKE LONG HAS BROUGHT AN ANIMAL TO SCHOOL? 326 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,548 WHOA, WAIT. 327 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,486 YOU CAN'T PUNISH ME. 328 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,390 I'M NOT EVEN IN SCHOOL YET. 329 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,532 OH, HELLO. A SWEET, LITTLE MONKEY. 330 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,559 OH, HE REMINDS ME OF MR. RICHERSCHNOT, 331 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,904 WHO WAS A STREET PERFORMER ON THE CORNER I LIVED AS A CHILD. 332 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:24,501 OH, HE WAS... MY ONLY FRIEND. 333 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,704 A MONKEY WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND? 334 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,066 AH, IT'S TRUE. 335 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:29,443 HE HAD MITES, AND HE WAS A COMMON PICKPOCKET, 336 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,712 BUT WHAT ARE A FEW DEUTSCHE MARKS BETWEEN FRIENDS. 337 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,712 COME, LITTLE MONKEY MAN. 338 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,854 COME TO MY CLASSROOM. 339 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,947 SEE, BONUS. 340 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,717 I AM THE SWEATER. 341 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,821 YOU BURY IT, YOU BURY ME. 342 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,444 OH, BUT SPUD. 343 00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:47,061 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE SWEATER REPRESENTED 344 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,430 OUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP? 345 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,528 READ THE TAG! 346 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:54,770 "THIS SWEATER REPRESENTS OUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP." 347 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,068 YEAH! 348 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,599 GOODBYE, SWEET MONKEY FRIEND. 349 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,565 WHAT? WHERE'S MY WALLET? 350 00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:04,475 OH, BOY. COME ON. 351 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,037 OH, BOY. 352 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,076 HMM. 353 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,580 COME ON, KID. IT'S TEST TIME. 354 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,653 DON'T DO THIS TO ME. 355 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,520 YEAH! 356 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,407 I'M DOWN. 357 00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:21,358 YEAH, JAKE. SO COOL, MAN. 358 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,425 NO PROBLEM. HE'S GOT IT. 359 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,395 [BEEP] YEAH, JAKE. 360 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,536 SCHOOL LET OUT AN HOUR AGO. 361 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,681 SO WHERE ARE YOU? MY TEST IS STARTING IN-- 362 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,077 NOW. 363 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,079 DOG COMMA FU. 364 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,781 IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A MAGICAL GUARDEE, 365 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,123 ONE WILL BE APPOINTED FOR YOU. 366 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,649 YEAH, I'LL BE NEEDING THAT. 367 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,624 MR. KRUNKERS! 368 00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,993 YOU WILL BE TESTED ON SPEED, 369 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,632 AGILITY, AND STRENGTH. 370 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,858 YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. 371 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,732 I HAD TO TEST THE BUILDING, TOO. 372 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,566 WHY SO MANY? WHY? 373 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,740 I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM. 374 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,115 MR. KRUNKERS, TAKE IT EASY. 375 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,047 WHOA! DOWN! 376 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,690 OH, YOUR MONKEY IS SO CUTE. 377 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,159 HERE'S MY NUMBER. GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME. 378 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,788 AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER. 379 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,156 HUH. ONE MISSED CALL. 380 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,865 FU? OH, NO! FU! 381 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,198 OH, MAN! 382 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,102 I FORGOT ABOUT HIS TEST. 383 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,003 JAKEY, I KNOW YOU'RE DIGGIN' BANANAS, 384 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,506 BUT YOU AND FU, YOU GOT A HISTORY. 385 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,609 YOU CAN'T JUST DIS HIM LIKE THIS. 386 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,811 THAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND. 387 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,612 FREAKY FAULTS AND ALL. 388 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,714 YEAH, BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW. 389 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,746 IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO GO HOME AND SEE HOW THE TEST WENT. 390 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,852 AND, YOU KNOW, BE HIS FRIEND. 391 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,054 I'LL MEET YOU OVER THERE. 392 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,686 I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING I NEED TO DIG UP. 393 00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:03,034 ADD A PINCH OF LEPRECHAUN DUST. 394 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,529 A PINCH OF TREE NIP HUSKS. 395 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,802 NO! NO! AH, BLUE. 396 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,036 CAN'T MOVE. 397 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,637 I'M SORRY. YOU FAILED THE TEST. 398 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,640 YOUR ANIMAL MAGICAL GUARDIAN LICENSE 399 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,582 IS REVOKED FOR ONE YEAR. 400 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:21,477 GOOD. 'CAUSE YOU'RE A LOUSY ANIMAL GUARDIAN. 401 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,851 GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR. 402 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:23,949 A YEAR? 403 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,370 AH, MAN. 404 00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:26,777 I CAN'T BELIEVE JAKE DIDN'T HAVE MY BACK 405 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,666 WHEN I NEEDED HIM. 406 00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,561 IT'S KIND OF LIKE HOW I DIDN'T HAVE HIS BACK 407 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,117 WHEN HE NEEDED ME. 408 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,215 YOU KNOW, I BET IF I LOOK HARD ENOUGH, 409 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,126 THERE'S A LESSON IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 410 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,525 HEY, FU. HOW'D IT GO? 411 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,533 COME ON. I KNOW IT WAS SERIOUSLY UNCOOL I WASN'T THERE. 412 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,896 BUT...FU? 413 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,174 THIS IS THE PART WHERE I SAY, 414 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,942 LAO CHI'S GRANDSON. WE MEET AGAIN. 415 00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:50,913 CHANG? 416 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,580 LET GO! 417 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,952 HANDS OFF THE FRIENDSHIP SWEATER, TROLL DUDE. 418 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,201 NICE ESCAPE. 419 00:17:03,205 --> 00:17:04,685 TOO BAD I CONVINCED THE SEWER TROLLS 420 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,091 IT WAS IN THEIR BEST INTEREST TO JOIN ME. 421 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,632 NOW REVENGE WILL BE MINE. 422 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,627 YOUR GRANDFATHER TURNED ME IN. 423 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,659 LET'S SEE WHAT I CAN DO TO HURT HIM LIKE THAT. 424 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:16,825 OH, YES. SLAY HIS DRAGON GRANDSON. 425 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,166 WAIT. YOU GUYS ARE ON HER SIDE NOW? 426 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,206 DON'T YOU GET IT? 427 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,840 CHANG ATTACKED YOU IN THE SEWERS. 428 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,005 NOT ME. 429 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,182 THE GREAT THING ABOUT TROLLS, 430 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,281 DUMB AS CUSTARD. 431 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,922 AND YET SO HELPFUL OF THE LITTLE THINGS. 432 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,148 LIKE WORLD DOMINATION 433 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,254 AND SLAYING DRAGONS. 434 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,586 BUT FIRST, LET'S DISPENSE OF THE EXTRA BAGGAGE. 435 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,862 DONE IN BY EVIL FOOTWEAR. 436 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,130 SOMEHOW I ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD END THIS WAY. 437 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,030 HEY, YO, CHANG. 438 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,931 THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND YOU'RE STILETTOING, BABY. 439 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,734 YAH! 440 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:55,666 SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 441 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,580 JAKE, MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF. 442 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,179 ALONE YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME. 443 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:04,781 HE'S NOT ALONE NOW, IS HE, MATE? 444 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,467 JAKEY! 445 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,001 I SHOULD FINISH YOU HERE, 446 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,006 BUT IF I TAKE YOU WITH ME, 447 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:31,007 I CAN LURE YOUR GRANDFATHER TO MY LAIR. 448 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:40,617 YOU ARE FINISHED HERE AND NOW. 449 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,190 COME ON, BANANAS. MAKE A MOVE. 450 00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,559 NOW! 451 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,917 YOUSE WOULDN'T BE NEEDING A HELPFUL MONKEY, WOULD YOUSE? 452 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,357 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 453 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,202 MEES WORK FOR PEANUTS. 454 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,127 LITERALLY. 455 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:52,932 FU WOULD NEVER-- 456 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,402 ME'S NOT FU NOW, IS ME? 457 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,772 I LIKE YOUR STYLE, MONKEY. 458 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,370 NOT THAT RIDICULOUS TRACK SUIT, 459 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,072 BUT YOUR NO SCRUPLES STYLE. 460 00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:03,114 YO, YO. LEAST ME WASN'T WEARING SOMETHING 461 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,339 AS RIDICULOUS AS THEM TWO SWEATERS. 462 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,405 HEY! NO ONE DISSES THE FRIENDSHIP SWEATER BUT ME. 463 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,384 YOU GOT THAT? 464 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,823 YOU LIKE ME. YOU REALLY LIKE ME. 465 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,889 LEAVE NOW. 466 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,060 [CAN RATTLES] 467 00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:22,861 HEY, FU. 468 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,812 CHANG'S GOT JAKE. 469 00:19:24,808 --> 00:19:26,748 AND IF YOU DON'T FIND HIM, 470 00:19:26,754 --> 00:19:28,704 SHE'S GONNA MAKE DRAGON FRICASSEE FOR SURE. 471 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:33,673 DON'T WORRY. I GOT JAKE'S BACK. 472 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:38,444 IF I WIN, YOU TELL ME WHERE CHANG TOOK THE AMERICAN DRAGON. 473 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,244 GOT IT? HEY, ESMERALDA. 474 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,176 EYES BACK IN YOUR HEAD. 475 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,364 All: HUH? WHAT? 476 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,328 IF YOU GUYS ARE TROLLING FOR TROUBLE, 477 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,287 YOU'VE JUST FOUND IT. 478 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,926 GET HIM! 479 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,697 THAT'S WHAT I CALL TROLLING FOR DOLLARS. 480 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,929 MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF? 481 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,495 THAT IS JUST TO HOLD YOU STILL. 482 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:41,013 THIS NEXT BLAST WILL FINISH YOU. 483 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,007 CAN'T...MOVE. 484 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,414 AT LEAST MR. KRUNKERS WAS GOOD FOR SOMETHING. 485 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:50,312 ONE DOG COMMA FU AT YOUR SERVICE. 486 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,346 FU! 487 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,421 I'M SORRY. 488 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,818 YEAH, I KNOW. SO AM I. 489 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,451 FU, GET OUT OF HERE. 490 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,936 NO CAN DO, KID. 491 00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,420 WITH OR WITHOUT A LICENSE, I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU. 492 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,585 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST BUD, 493 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,494 AND I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU. 494 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,256 FU! 495 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,336 I'LL BE BACK 496 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,767 FOR YOU AND YOUR GRANDFATHER. 497 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,343 KID, I'LL BE FINE. GO AFTER HER. 498 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,882 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 499 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,538 FU! 500 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:29,448 LOOK, FU MAY NOT BE THE MOST RESPONSIBLE ANIMAL GUARDIAN, 501 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,415 BUT HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 502 00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:33,393 AND HE'S GOT SOMETHING I DIDN'T SHOW A LOT OF THIS WEEK. 503 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,393 LOYALTY. 504 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,834 BOTTOM LINE, THIS DOG'S GOT MY BACK 505 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,799 NO MATTER HOW LAZY OR RUDE OR ANNOYING OR... 506 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:43,429 YEAH, KID. OVERSTATE THE POINT THERE. PLEASE. 507 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,366 SO WE'RE GOOD? 508 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:47,000 WE ARE IF YOU HAVE A 9. 509 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,237 SINCE YOU FOUND THE LOVE FOR OUR FRIENDSHIP SWEATERS, 510 00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:53,343 I DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A FRIENDSHIP BEANIE, TOO. 511 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:56,346 LUCKY ME. 512 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,949 WHAT DID I TELL MYSELF 513 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:01,220 ABOUT PLAYING AGAINST CARD SHARKS? 514 00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:04,489 AI-YA. WE'RE JUST PLAYING A FRIENDLY GAME OF CARDS. 515 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,187 OK, CHECK IT OUT. 516 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:10,464 MAGICAL ANIMALS HAVE A LONG AND PROUD HISTORY 517 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,533 OF ADDING A LITTLE COLOR TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. 518 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:16,332 EARLIER YOU SAW WHERE THE PHRASE "CARDSHARK" COMES FROM. 519 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,836 NOW WONDER NO MORE ABOUT THE ORIGINS 520 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,058 OF THE TERM LEGAL EAGLE. 521 00:22:21,056 --> 00:22:23,266 AND LOOK NO FURTHER FOR THE ORIGINAL LOUNGE LIZARD. 522 00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,276 OF COURSE, WE HAD OUR SHARE OF MISSES, TOO. 523 00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:28,448 BUT HEY, YOU KNOW, GOOSE PIMPLES HAD TO COME FROM SOMEWHERE. 524 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:31,478 NO, NO. CUT TO THE CASTLE LOGO QUICK. 525 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,554 WHOO! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.